The quiet side of Booker T (aka. BJ Barachus)
Booker T has recently been accused of being a thug and a brute with the IQ of some over boiled cabbage. Here we see him set the record straight as he proves himself to be a smart, intelligent and caring man.
Booker T has always liked dancing, even from a young age when his mother insisted on ballet lessons he has shown a flare that has people asking "Why doesnt he take on a part with the Russian Ballet as a swan in swan lake" His answer "My wrestling is my life, ballet and Hawain tango are just a hobby" 
Booker T shows us how he likes to unwind. "A good book and sometimes a mug of warm milk with a drop of honey before I go to bed".
Quotes from previous disbelievers of Booker T's integrity
"I think Booker T has proven to the world that he isnt just a meat head"
"Thank you Booker T, your advice on warm milk before bed time has worked wonders with my sleeping, I wake up refreshed and feeling great".
"I really hope Booker T starts a ballet school in his retirement, I think he would have made a lovelly swan in swan lake"
And a final quote from the man himself
"I know my loyal fans will always stick with me, I just hope now that everyone else can see that I am a caring person who enjoys a nice glass of Chardonnay, a small Nicoise salad and fluffed up feather pillows".
Booker T has always liked dancing, even from a young age when his mother insisted on ballet lessons he has shown a flare that has people asking "Why doesnt he take on a part with the Russian Ballet as a swan in swan lake" His answer "My wrestling is my life, ballet and Hawain tango are just a hobby" 
Booker T shows us how he likes to unwind. "A good book and sometimes a mug of warm milk with a drop of honey before I go to bed".Quotes from previous disbelievers of Booker T's integrity
"I think Booker T has proven to the world that he isnt just a meat head"
"Thank you Booker T, your advice on warm milk before bed time has worked wonders with my sleeping, I wake up refreshed and feeling great".
"I really hope Booker T starts a ballet school in his retirement, I think he would have made a lovelly swan in swan lake"
And a final quote from the man himself
"I know my loyal fans will always stick with me, I just hope now that everyone else can see that I am a caring person who enjoys a nice glass of Chardonnay, a small Nicoise salad and fluffed up feather pillows".
posted by Lachlan Kelly at 1:12 AM
5 Comments:
Oh. My. God. The way he looks so attentive reading that massive book while he stands in his white underpants and booties is quite possibly the best thing ever. In the universe.
you are both quite mad.
Dear Beared beer Swillin Larrikin, I dont normally believ the stories I read in your magazine, however the other day the most extraordinary thing happened to me. I was standing around in my tighty whities wondering what I could do as a positive career option and I chanced to read Booker T's advice on warm drinks and the ladies!! Hubba Hubba, I was hooked, and now make a good living from pleasing the ladies and warm beverages. THANK YOU Booker T you changed my life, like I change my undies!
bloody gold..... bloody gold... what more can I say?... ummmm.... uh hah- bloody brilliant!
Before reading BJ comments, like most men I was lost and confused,
thankyou BJ for helping me not only with the ladies but also with my digestion.
Your Sincerely,
Ben & Family
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