Red the crime fighter in her most cunning disguise

Red is currently working with federal police on what has been descibed as an horrific crime. Here we can see that she is almost unrecognisable as a dog and looks more like a turnip farmer. The case she is working on at the moment-"The mystery of the purring kittens".

The mighty River Murray

It's time to go Ratsie

After much angst about whether I could ever go to the Arndale Centro Shopping centre near our house ever again the decission to rid myself of a childhood dream was made. Besides, I can still go in my knee high tartan lace-up ugboots and pair of stubbie shorts. "So fair well Ratsie, our time together was short but I will never forget you". Attempt saying this quote in a Southern American drawl like your from The Dukes of Hazard for full effect.

The quiet side of Booker T (aka. BJ Barachus)

Booker T has recently been accused of being a thug and a brute with the IQ of some over boiled cabbage. Here we see him set the record straight as he proves himself to be a smart, intelligent and caring man.

Booker T has always liked dancing, even from a young age when his mother insisted on ballet lessons he has shown a flare that has people asking "Why doesnt he take on a part with the Russian Ballet as a swan in swan lake" His answer "My wrestling is my life, ballet and Hawain tango are just a hobby" Booker T shows us how he likes to unwind. "A good book and sometimes a mug of warm milk with a drop of honey before I go to bed".

Quotes from previous disbelievers of Booker T's integrity

"I think Booker T has proven to the world that he isnt just a meat head"

"Thank you Booker T, your advice on warm milk before bed time has worked wonders with my sleeping, I wake up refreshed and feeling great".

"I really hope Booker T starts a ballet school in his retirement, I think he would have made a lovelly swan in swan lake"

And a final quote from the man himself

"I know my loyal fans will always stick with me, I just hope now that everyone else can see that I am a caring person who enjoys a nice glass of Chardonnay, a small Nicoise salad and fluffed up feather pillows".

Do you need some B grade trash in your life?

Like Kieran, I am always on the hunt for B grade trash, but B grade trash which incorporates farts is the cream of the crop. Be bedazzled, be awestruck by Lazer fart man.http://www.channel101.com/shows/show.php?show_id=58

When games go bad

No one bothered to tell Vee that the plastic squeekamobile was a toy and not the purple iced danish that she somehow expected was part of the board game

Your hair is mighty puurrty

Further proof that I am not the only mad person in the family.

Tequila Stuntman anyone?

Step One: Lick the salt
Step two: Snort the tequila
Step three: Squeeze the lemon in your eye

My good friend Tal was made to have quite a few of these bevvies on his Bucks night.

Red does Blog

If red can do it so can you

Im not as think as you drunk I am

Kieran trying to kill me after telling him I had drunk the last can of UDL

Benny C doing the robot with bottle cap eyes.
Pablo Conswalles dressed in traditional Village people attire
My personal trainer telling me to drop and give him twenty. If you think he looks like BA Baracus you are not far wrong. This is his lesser known brother BJ Baracus.
See, I told you Im not the only mad person in the family

Napoleon Dynamite

Ok, so I think I may have found the best site ever- Learn to dance with Napoleon Dynamite. You can choose the music, which even has the funk version of star wars, yee haa. It takes a moment to download but it is so worth it. You can even save it if you want to get the moves down pat like I plan too!!